Archive for the ‘Good-Clean Jokes’ Category

I found this on one a comment and thought I would share it with you all….

 

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who
are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really
understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country — if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren‘t too sure who’s running the
country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something in which to wrap it.

Wonder which one Obama reads?!

 

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Wow! What a dog!

Watch this dog take carrot treats from mom and dad, but not from Obama. lol!

Aaaahahaha!

Molotov Mitchell is seriously funny.

This is a joke… in case you were wondering.

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker Nan ,

I do not like this ‘YES, WE CAN’.

I do not like this spending spree—

I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

Go Green — Recycle Congress in 2010!

This was cute and is true. I received this by email and I thought that I would share.

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock 

(MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6 am. (more…)